Ear Plugs, Man — Ear Plugs!

Oh my oh my what would I ever do without ear plugs!  Yes, ear plugs — those foamy or rubbery thinggies you mush up and stick into your ears in order to preserve your mental sanity!!  Unfortunately, most people in the world do not like to think deeply and long, they don’t even really read, read carefully, critically, thoughtfully, and so they don’t need peace and quiet.  Such folks are literally bored out of their minds with themselves and so need distractions to help them escape from their own poverty of spirit, poverty of soul!  Thus such unfortunates actually like noise, like a commotion, and don’t understand the need for peace and quiet.